You've stumbled onto the portfolio of Nicholas Partyka. Nick is charming and devilishly handsome. Men want to be him; women want to be with him. And, in no way, whatsoever, was this biography written by him.
When he's not fooling around writing in the third person, he writes for a living as a copywriter and lives to write his own wacky ideas. Nick resides in New York City and is a senior copywriter @ Droga5.